Latest news reports find that five terrorist cell groups have been operating in particular churches. Church security identifies these as Bin Sleepin, Bin Arguin, Bin Fightin, Bin Complainin, and Bin Missin.

Their leader, Osama Bin Lucifer, trained these groups to destroy the Body of Christ. The plan is to come into the church disguised as a Christian and work within the church to discourage, disrupt, and destroy their harmony, fellowship, and spirituality.

A tiny cell known by the name Bin Workin is actually the only effective counter-terrorism force in the church. This group appears to be very weak, however. It is easy to detect because it is the only group that is active in service to Christ. Unlike the real terrorist cells, the Bin Workin team does not blend in with whoever and whatever comes along. Bin Workin visibly does whatever is needed to uplift and encourage the Body of Christ.

We have noticed that the Bin Workin cell group has different characteristics than the others. They have Bin Watchin, Bin Waitin, Bin Prayin, and Bin Longin for their Master, Jesus Christ, to return. Which cell group do you belong to?

The Apostle Paul had this to say: “We hear that some among you are idle and disruptive. They are not busy; they are busybodies.” (2 Thessalonians 3:11)

Jesus wanted everyone to be alert and prepared for His return, so He said: “Be on guard! Be alert! You do not know when that time will come.” (Mark 13:33)

These same groups have been detected in other denominations. The Office of Home Church Security is coordinating its efforts with the Bin Workin group to interdict the activities of the five terrorist cells now known to be active throughout many American churches. Report all sightings to proper authorities.

By Rev. Dennis Smart, alias Bin Readin
Edited by Carlton Earp, alias Bin Thinkin

About drbob76

Retired missionary, pastor, seminary professor, Board Certified Chaplain and American Cancer Society Hope Lodge Director.
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